Car Acronyms

   Acronyms have been made for most of the car brands and in many cases they are truthful.

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 AUDI

 Another Useless Deutsche Invention;

 Accelerates Under Demonic Influence;

 Always Unsafe Designs Implemented;

 Are U Driving It?

 BMW

 Brings Me Women;

 Big Money Waster;

 Broke My Wallet;

 Babe Magnet Wannabe;

 Bad Man Wagon;

 Beautiful Mechanical Wonder;

 Black Man's Wish;

 Bring Money With;

 Born Moderately Wealthy;

 Bring More Wrenches;

 Bolts Magnified Washers;

 Be My Wife;

 Bring More Wine.

 BUICK

 Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer;

 Big Ugly Import Car Killer;

 Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King.

 CHEVROLET

 Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips;

 Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time;

 Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time;

 Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.

 CHEVY

 Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly.

 CHRYSLER

 Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement;

 Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!

 DODGE

 Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere;

 Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater;

 Dead Old Dog Going East;

 Dead On Day Guarantee Expires;

 Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter;

 Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive;

 Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment;

 Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines.

 FIAT

 Failed Italian Automotive Technology;

 Failed In A Tunnel;

 Fix It Again Tony!

 FORD

 Fix Or Repair Daily;

 First On Rubbish Dump;

 Found On Roadside Dead;

 Fast Only Rolling Downhill;

 Failed On Race Day;

 Fix Or Recycle Dilemma;

 Federation Of Retarded Drivers;

 First On Race Day;

 Fine Old Rednecks Dream;

 Formerly Old Recycled Dodge;

 Found Offroad Rescuing Dodges;

 Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy;

 Feeble Offspring Ruin Designs;

 Fancy Old Roadsters Defunct;

 Fading Orders Reflect Defects;

 Foreigners Optimize Radical Downsizing;

 Future Obscene Riches Debatable;

 Factories On Rouge Demolished;

 Feds Organize Running Debate;

 Foreign Oil Resources Determinant;

 Final Outcome: Razed Detroit;

 DROF- Driver Returns On Foot;

 DROF- Dependable Recalls On Fridays.

 GM

 Garbage Motors;

 Government Made;

 Generally Miserable;

 General Maintenance;

 Great Mistake.

 GMC

 Garage Man's Companion;

 Gay Man's Chariot;

 Greatest Made Chevy;

 Gotta Mechanic Coming?

 Get More Chicks;

 Gets Mechanics Crazy;

 Gods Mechanical Curse;

 Got More Crap.

 HOLDEN

 Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises;

 Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises.

 HONDA

 Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else);

 Had One Never Did Again;

 Hold On Not Done Accelerating;

 Heck Of (a) Nice Ride Actually.

 HYUNDAI

 Helping Young Unemployed Narcs Drive American Interstates;

 Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive;

 Here's Y U Never Drive An Import;

 Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside.

 ISUZU

 It Sucks, Unless Zero Used.

 JAGUAR

 Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.

 JEEP

 Just Enough Engine Power;

 Just Empty Every Pocket;

 Junk Engineering Executed Poorly;

 Just Everybodies Everyday Parts.

 KIA

 Kick It Again;

 Keep It Away;

 Kill It Anyway,

 Kills Innocent Americans.

 LOTUS

 Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

 MAZDA

 Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along;

 Made After Zero Design Analysis.

 MERCEDES

 Mechanically Excellent Real Cars Every Driver Envies Sight;

 Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales.

 MG

 Money Guzzler;

 Mostly Garaged;

 MG-B: Might Go Backwards;

 MG-F: Might Go Forwards.

 MINI

 Moron Inside Notably Insane.

 MITSUBISHI

 Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete;

 Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly.

 MOPAR

 Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly;

 My Old Pig Ain't Running;

 Mostly Old Parts And Rust;

 Most Often Passed At Races;

 Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly;

 My Only Problems Are Repairs;

 Move Over People Are Racing.

 NISSAN

 Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now;

 Nothing Is So Sad As Nissan.

 OLDSMOBILE

 Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday;

 Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!

 OPEL

 Ousted Problematic Export Leaker.

 PLYMOUTH

 Please Let Your Mechanic Out Under The Hood!

 PONTIAC

 People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac;

 Poor Old N***** Thinks It's a Cadillac;

 Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac;

 Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities.

 PORSCHE

 Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything;

 Proudly Own Real Sports Car, However, Expensive.

 SAAB

 Swedish Automobiles Are Best;

 Sad Attempt At Beauty;

 Still Ain't A Beamer;

 Send Another Automobile Back;

 Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown;

 Slow As A Buick!

 Start Adding Additional Brakefluid;

 Some Asshole Actually Bought (it).

 SUBARU

 Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.

 SUZUKI

 Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside.

 TORANA

 Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration.

 TOYOTA

 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto;

 The One You Ought To Avoid;

 Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia;

 They Overcharge You On Their Accessories;

 Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole;

 Total Overhaul Yearly on Tojo's Anniversary.

 TRIUMPH

 This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help;

 Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt.

 VOLVO

 Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output;

 Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object;

 Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.

 VOLKSWAGEN

 Vehicle Of Loser Krauts Some Wacky Austrian Guy Endorsed Nationally.

 VW

 Valuable Wagon;

 Very Wonderful;

 Virtually Worthless;

 Very Weird.

   These car acronyms have been gathered from various sources. If you have more to share, please e-mail us at carcatalog@hotmail.com.

Thank you for your acronyms Charles, Cyan, Frank, Ginger, Justin, Knut, Mike, Randall and Robert!