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   Acronyms have been made for most of the car brands and in many cases they are truthful.

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 Another Useless Deutsche Invention;

 Accelerates Under Demonic Influence;

 Always Unsafe Designs Implemented;

 Are U Driving It?



 Brings Me Women;

 Big Money Waster;

 Broke My Wallet;

 Babe Magnet Wannabe;

 Bad Man Wagon;

 Beautiful Mechanical Wonder;

 Black Man's Wish;

 Bring Money With;

 Born Moderately Wealthy;

 Bring More Wrenches;

 Bolts Magnified Washers;

 Be My Wife;

 Bring More Wine.



 Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer;

 Big Ugly Import Car Killer;

 Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King.



 Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips;

 Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time;

 Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time;

 Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.



 Continues Having Emissions Violations Yearly.



 Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement;

 Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!



 Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere;

 Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater;

 Dead Old Dog Going East;

 Dead On Day Guarantee Expires;

 Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter;

 Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive;

 Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment;

 Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines.



 Failed Italian Automotive Technology;

 Failed In A Tunnel;

 Fix It Again Tony!



 Fix Or Repair Daily;

 First On Rubbish Dump;

 Found On Roadside Dead;

 Fast Only Rolling Downhill;

 Failed On Race Day;

 Fix Or Recycle Dilemma;

 Federation Of Retarded Drivers;

 First On Race Day;

 Fine Old Rednecks Dream;

 Formerly Old Recycled Dodge;

 Found Offroad Rescuing Dodges;

 Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy;

 Feeble Offspring Ruin Designs;

 Fancy Old Roadsters Defunct;

 Fading Orders Reflect Defects;

 Foreigners Optimize Radical Downsizing;

 Future Obscene Riches Debatable;

 Factories On Rouge Demolished;

 Feds Organize Running Debate;

 Foreign Oil Resources Determinant;

 Final Outcome: Razed Detroit;

 DROF- Driver Returns On Foot;

 DROF- Dependable Recalls On Fridays.



 Garbage Motors;

 Government Made;

 Generally Miserable;

 General Maintenance;

 Great Mistake.



 Garage Man's Companion;

 Gay Man's Chariot;

 Greatest Made Chevy;

 Gotta Mechanic Coming?

 Get More Chicks;

 Gets Mechanics Crazy;

 Gods Mechanical Curse;

 Got More Crap.



 Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents, Engine Noises;

 Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises.



 Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else);

 Had One Never Did Again;

 Hold On Not Done Accelerating;

 Heck Of (a) Nice Ride Actually.



 Helping Young Unemployed Narcs Drive American Interstates;

 Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive;

 Here's Y U Never Drive An Import;

 Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside.



 It Sucks, Unless Zero Used.



 Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop.



 Just Enough Engine Power;

 Just Empty Every Pocket;

 Junk Engineering Executed Poorly;

 Just Everybodies Everyday Parts.



 Kick It Again;

 Keep It Away;

 Kill It Anyway,

 Kills Innocent Americans.



 Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.



 Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along;

 Made After Zero Design Analysis.



 Mechanically Excellent Real Cars Every Driver Envies Sight;

 Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales.



 Money Guzzler;

 Mostly Garaged;

 MG-B: Might Go Backwards;

 MG-F: Might Go Forwards.



 Moron Inside Notably Insane.



 Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete;

 Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly.



 Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly;

 My Old Pig Ain't Running;

 Mostly Old Parts And Rust;

 Most Often Passed At Races;

 Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly;

 My Only Problems Are Repairs;

 Move Over People Are Racing.



 Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now;

 Nothing Is So Sad As Nissan.



 Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday;

 Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie!



 Ousted Problematic Export Leaker.



 Please Let Your Mechanic Out Under The Hood!



 People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac;

 Poor Old N***** Thinks It's a Cadillac;

 Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac;

 Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities.



 Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything;

 Proudly Own Real Sports Car, However, Expensive.



 Swedish Automobiles Are Best;

 Sad Attempt At Beauty;

 Still Ain't A Beamer;

 Send Another Automobile Back;

 Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown;

 Slow As A Buick!

 Start Adding Additional Brakefluid;

 Some Asshole Actually Bought (it).



 Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually.



 Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside.



 Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration.



 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto;

 The One You Ought To Avoid;

 Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia;

 They Overcharge You On Their Accessories;

 Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole;

 Total Overhaul Yearly on Tojo's Anniversary.



 This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help;

 Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt.



 Vehicle Of Low Velocity Output;

 Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object;

 Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner.



 Vehicle Of Loser Krauts Some Wacky Austrian Guy Endorsed Nationally.



 Valuable Wagon;

 Very Wonderful;

 Virtually Worthless;

 Very Weird.



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Thank you for your acronyms Charles, Cyan, Frank, Ginger, Justin, Knut, Mike, Randall and Robert!


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